Yes, the whole world is laughing at that hilarious new novel, Life With Tom.
This book by the new, brilliant author Jerry Mouse is on sale everywhere.
Get your copy of Life With Tom. It's a scream!
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Help! Help!
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Why, that lazy cat.
Boy, you sure don't have any trouble hearing when it's time to eat, do you?
I suppose you want a nice, juicy turkey leg...
...with mashed taters...
...and giblet gravy?
Lots of gravy?
Well, you ain't getting any dinner. Wanna know why?
That's why.
When you get rid of that varmint, you can eat, and not before.
Now, get going.
I said no dinner till you catch that mouse!
Here's your dinner, pardner.
Yes, sir! You're a rootin', tootin', shootin' tomcat.
Yes, sirree!
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That's my boy.
He's taking a nap.
Hey, what's the idea, waking up my boy?
Look at that. You give him the hiccups too!
Every time his sleep gets disturbed, he gets the hiccups.
There, there, son. If you wake my boy again, there's gonna be trouble.
Here you go, son. Try sipping a little water.
Maybe I can scare them out of you.
I'll try making a loud noise.
Now he's got me doing it.
I'll murder that cat!
How do you like that? The hiccups is gone.
Gee, thanks a lot, pal. You cured our hiccups.
Boy, from now on, anything you do is okay with us.
Yes, sir! Anything you do from now on is okay.
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"Dear Cousin Muscles.
Am having serious trouble with Tom.
Need your help at once. Jerry."
Listen, pussycat.
Don't let me catch you picking on my little cousin...
...while I'm around.
You understand?
Now, beat it!
Relax, cousin.
Nothing's gonna happen.
Yeah.
Okay.
Come on, boys. We got a job.
And remember...
...all you have to do is whistle.
Well, so long, cousin.
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Milk?!
Burp.
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What impolite person is making all that noise?
Are you all right, brother mouse? Are you okay?
When I see a big guy teasing a little one...
...I become furious.
What a strong mouse!
It's like I was telling your friend.
When I see a big guy picking on a little guy...
...I get mad.
And you, Tom Cat?
And you, Jerry Mouse?
Tom and Jerry?
You.
Him.
Funny cartoons.
You tourists?
Let's go. I show you Napoli.
And here is the Teatro San Carlo.
And way over there is Vesuvio.
And here is Nisida.
Isn't it beautiful?
Listen. Listen.
I'm sorry.
I always cry when I sing that song.
Goodbye. Goodbye.
Goodbye.
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That looks like me. I'm ugly.
I'm still ugly.
Goodbye, everybody.
Nobody loves me. Nobody.
Oh, boy, I sure am ugly.
I wish I was dead.
Will you eat me, Mr. Pussycat?
Please eat me. I'm serious.
Goodbye. Goodbye.
Here, kitty, kitty!
Are you still gonna eat me?
Okay.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry. Put out your tongue.
Do you want some nice, fresh duck pie?
Come on.
Please?
Pretty please?
Open your mouth and close your eyes.
It's no use.
It's no use, I tell you!
I'm hopeless. You're just...
Ain't you gonna eat me?
Oh, boy, am I ugly!
Don't do that! Don't do that!
I'll never show my face again.
Don't do that!
You're cute.
Am I really?
Yeah, I'll say.
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Well, here we are again.
The first of the month and bills, bills, bills!
Something's got to be done to cut down expenses.
But if you look, you won't find any of my bills in there.
Well, there's none of mine here.
Listen to this:
Dog food, cat food, dog food, cat food, dog food...
Well, you had to have a dog.
- You had to have a cat. - Okay, then.
- Let's get rid of one. - That's a good idea.
They eat too much!
Well, it's very simple. We'll get rid of the cat.
Oh, no, you don't. We'll get rid of the dog.
At least Tom keeps me company.
Now, wait a minute.
You've heard of man's best friend. That's my Spike.
Down, boy. Down!
Down, Spike. Down, boy. Down, down!
Down, boy! Down! Down!
Well, at least Tom is some use around the place.
So what? Take a look in the kitchen.
Well, there's one thing a cat does a dog can't do.
Yeah? And what can a cat do that a dog can't do?
- Catch a mouse. - Oh, yeah?
I'll make a deal.
The one that catches the mouse can stay.
Go get him, Spike!
That does it, boys. Start packing.
Why didn't we think of this before?
If we must have a pet, let's make it a mouse.
They don't eat very much.
Are you packed yet?
All right, then. Take what belongs to you and get out!
Hey, put that back!
Hey, you two, come back here!
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Hello, Mr. Jerry.
With your permission, I'll be a Mouseketeer.
Don't be afraid, I'll be your best Mouseketeer.
Let me try and you will see. I may be small, but I'm smart.
Don't be afraid. Just tell me what you want.
Hello, Mr. Jerry.
Touché, Mr. Jerry?
You like pretty girls, Mr. Jerry?
En garde!
One... two...
...three.
Touché, pussycat!
Isn't that a funny pussycat, Mr. Pussycat?
Pussycat!
En garde!
Poor, poor pussycat.
That's war.
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So long, Jerry, old boy. I'm going south!
Hey, wait for me! Wait for me!
"Wild ducks are migratory birds and fly south every winter.
Domestic ducks are primarily farm fowl...
...and do not fly south for the winter."
I'm going south! Goodbye.
"Farm fowl do not fly south for the winter."
I'm going south!
So long, Jerry. I'll see you next spring.
Well, goodbye, Jerry. And don't worry about me.
Hey, wait for me! Wait for me!
Southern fried duck.
Hey, are you gonna eat me?
Goodbye! Goodbye!
Please help me go south.
Please, Jerry. Please!
Help me! Help me, help me, help me, help me.
Oh, boy, this is the life!
And we don't have to worry about that old cat.
I wonder where he is now.
Boy, we sure gave him the slip.
Hey, where am I? Turn on the lights, somebody!
Get me out of here!
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